Anna and me, talking about bat embryos:
[S0U]Spodor: I wonder if I looked that awesome
[S0U]Spodor: when I was a developing embryo
Ortostoc-ovoory: I wonder if I had wings
Ortostoc-ovoory: when I was in the womb
Ortostoc-ovoory: what is meters per second times meters
Ortostoc-ovoory: what is that unit
Ortostoc-ovoory: is that a unit
Ortostoc-ovoory: aabandon shiiiip
[S0U]Spodor: I think that it's equal to rhinocerous
mountvesilvius: Sshh, just hit...
When you finally finish your homework:
i-like-pigeons: then you realise you still have more:
If humans were animal memes
mymochafrappuchino: In the Daytime: At Night:
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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