May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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verbivorous:
owligator started following you
OH HELLO THERE.
I think you’re friends with Liz?! Right?! MAYBE?!
IN ANY CASE thank you so much for following!!! C:
WHY YES HELLO THERE :DD
frenearden:
owligator:
frenearden:
owligator:
frenearden:
owligator replied to your post: so quiet
/pets
Oh hi there :>
hello hello! :3
How have you been? :D
EXCELLENT (school is almost over praise the lawd)
How about you? :D
That’s good! I’m doing well. Enjoying my little break before I start summer classes~
Awesome! Aaah been drawing a lot? :D
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[S0U]Spodor: my grandma though
[S0U]Spodor: she is like an expert at taking crabs out of their shells
[S0U]Spodor: she had to teach me how to take apart the crab
[S0U]Spodor: and I was just like
[S0U]Spodor: telling her everything I knew about crab anatomy
Ortostoc-ovoory: DSFJASKHFKJSdf
[S0U]Spodor: and I think I was grossing her out
[S0U]Spodor: because I was like
[S0U]Spodor: OH LOOK
[S0U]Spodor: THE LUNGS
Ortostoc-ovoory: THIS ONE'S A MAAALE CRAB, GRANDMA
[S0U]Spodor: LOOK GRANDMA THAT IS WHAT A CRAB PENIS LOOKS LIKE
[S0U]Spodor: oh god
[S0U]Spodor: I didn't
[S0U]Spodor: actually say that
Ortostoc-ovoory: adsklfhasdkfjasdfkjadsf
frenearden:
owligator:
frenearden:
owligator replied to your post: so quiet
/pets
Oh hi there :>
hello hello! :3
How have you been? :D
EXCELLENT (school is almost over praise the lawd)
How about you? :D
frenearden:
owligator replied to your post: so quiet
/pets
Oh hi there :>
hello hello! :3
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matturday:
david tennant
says sorry
120 times
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bonushumor:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
were-it-so-easy:
mewstew:
lovegood-:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport...
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savethedaisies:
owligator replied to your post: i just looked at that Thalmor plot comic i did a while ago
STOP SAYING STUFF YOU DRAW IS BAD DAMMIT YOU ARE EXTREMELY TALENTED
HAHAHA
YESS YOU ARE
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crocolate:
owligator started following you
YOU ARE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS AT ONCE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
Thank you
and welcome to hell
EXCELLENT
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gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
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Watchelephantsmadeofglitter:
hippiesandgypsies:
I’m laughing so hard right now, like I can’t even. what
Wait, I just can not breathe right now, this is too funny
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Homework due next period...
You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”
and you’re like:
savethedaisies:
owligator replied to your photoset: So I made another Argonian in Skyrim and it feels…
BEE COLORS I love him already
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM
it feels like when i first started Oblivion with Sings
he had
no personality
I FEEL LOST
PFFT PRETTY MUCH ALL OF MY CHARACTERS START OUT WITH NO PERSONALITY
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leonsumbitches:
You have encountered Ａ ＤＯＧＥ
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